let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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