I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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