I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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