The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
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