He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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