Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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