Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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