The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
My liver just had a heart attack.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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