Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
