i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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