I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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