I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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