I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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