Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
