The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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