plz talk dirty to me
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
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