I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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