omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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