She is in my trunk
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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