after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize