Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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