No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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