This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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