but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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