No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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