but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
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