marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I must be too annoying 4 u.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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