I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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