I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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