I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
ttyl tear gas
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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