Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Randomize
