Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
