I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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