But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Shame - the story of my life.
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