Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
3 2 1 whiskey
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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