so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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