i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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