"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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