my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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