I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Randomize
