your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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