At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
The dick lei will go down in squad history
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I know her cup size but not her name....
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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