i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
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