I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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