let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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