Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
did you just send me my own nude
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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