We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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