Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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