Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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