i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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