Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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