i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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