I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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