I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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